Terrible Problems, Terrific Solutions!

What We Do

We call the play. You run it. We win together.

The Fourth Quarter Comeback

Turn around a struggling business that’s down late in the game.

The Trade Deal

Offload unwanted assets with strategic front-office moves.

The Personal Playbook Program

Create custom strategies for individuals ready to make a move.

Call In The Coach

High-pressure problem-solving for stuck deals or decisions.

The Draft

Domains, logos, and launch plan marketplace for ready-to-run businesses.

The Terrible Trading Company was built by an underdog to help the underdogs.

Raised in a small town outside Pittsburgh, I learned early that if something’s broken, you fix it. You don’t cry about it. You go to work. No excuses accepted.

I built this company to help people solve tough problems with honesty, grit, and creativity, and to prove that “terrible” doesn’t mean hopeless. It just means it’s time to trade up.

Named after a towel, but never throw one in.

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Don’t sit on it. Don’t overthink it. Click the button. Let’s fix this.

I wasn’t supposed to get here. I came from nothing. Nobody expected much from me, and when I needed help the most, there wasn’t anyone to call. I know what it’s like to face problems too big, too confusing, or too exhausting to deal with alone. I’ve been stuck. I’ve been scared. I’ve been overwhelmed.

I don’t have wealth or privilege or a fancy title. What I do have is a brain that works differently. I connect the dots others don’t see. I don’t come with all the answers, but I bring a fire, a focus, and a way of thinking that cracks open hard problems and finds creative, workable solutions when nobody else can. I love the challenge. I love the process. And I love the people I get to help through it.

There are bigger firms out there, with flashier websites and slicker teams. But they don’t have what I have: lightning in a bottle. If you’re stuck, I can help you move forward. If you’re ready to work, I’m ready to build something with you. Let’s figure it out, together.